fck bishes
Ask me anything
Posted on 30th Jul at 10:13 AM, with 56,880 notes


kid: “how did you meet mom”

me: “thirst follow”

Posted on 30th Jul at 10:01 AM, with 431,863 notes


I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

Posted on 30th Jul at 10:00 AM, with 231,689 notes
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)
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